The Worst Story of My Life This is the story of the worst the worst story of my life That day happened three weeks ago six hours, thirty minutes, twenty seconds, I know Poop! The day I got shit on my hands Poop! And then I wiped it on my pants I walked down to the car Just to catch a surprise Something brown and chunky that caught my eyes I wondered who would do something so absurd Wiping on my car something like a turd Poop! The day I got shit on my hands Poop! And then I wiped it on my pants Poop! The day I got shit on my hands Poop! And then I wiped it on my pants © 2005 Can't Do It